April 15, 2008...4:58 pm

College Rape Seminar

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Martin and I just got back from a weekend seminar at Oberlin College focused on rape and incest.   We skiped all the meetings and spent most of the time hanging out near the dorms selling cocaine to the students at extreme mark-ups and blowing the profits by placing an ad in this weekends New york Times for the Nazi Party of America.   On saturday night we crashed a crowded off campus party and made blood pacts with several of the students in attendence.  When we explained that we were rape counselors in Manhattan a number of the girls and one guy gave us their phone numbers.  The night ended with us pissing ourselves and going for a swim in a nearby ditch.      


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