For the past week and a half, my friend Babbitt and I have been stuck inside Macy’s on 34st. in New York City. During the day we wander the halls huffing perfume soaked bags and at night we poach giants rats in the basement using my daughters airsoft gun, cooking them on the large Viking [...]
Entries from December 2007
December 4, 2007
Confessions of an American Opium Eater
It was a fine winter day in rural Michigan. With snow still falling when Hannity awoke and dressed himself for a day to be spent out of doors. He put on long underwear, lined snow pants, a heavy jacket with a fur lined collar and thick rubber boots made especially for grueling michigan winters, and set out [...]