I just recieved a call from my friend Don Child. His wife has left him and his only child, “Tony” has just recently been accused of rape in all of Toledo’s major media outlets, though no charges have yet been filed. ”This town’s gonna organized a damned lynch mob! They think ’cause he ate some 13 year old [...]
Entries from November 2007
November 29, 2007
From the NY Times
“To describe Cocksman & Cocksman, the new film by major Hollywood icon and sex offender Fletcher Murdoch, as a pedophilic fever dream of indescribable violence and savagery would be like calling Bill Clinton a guy who likes pussy. Not sure exactly what that means but it seems right. C&C opens with a gang of 12 [...]
November 20, 2007
Wild Turkeys
In preperation for Thanksgiving Anna and I rented a Limosine and drove uptstate in search of a wild turkey. We sat upfront as the back was full of military grade weapons and amunition. Turkeys are wild, violent and dangerous beasts and one must approach the hunting of them with extreme caution. Anna insisted on bring [...]
November 19, 2007
Human Sacrifice
Dateline, India: Police in Khurja say dozens of sacrifices have been made over the past six months. Last month, in a village near Barha, a woman hacked her neighbour’s three-year-old to death after a tantrik promised unlimited riches. In another case, a couple desperate for a son had a six-year-old kidnapped and then, as the [...]
November 16, 2007
Buffalo
I spent a few months in Buffalo, New York working in a local movie theater as an usher. This meant I just picked up the trash everyone felt entitled to leave behind. Occasionally someone would drop a wallet or a cell-phone which, naturally, I would throw into Lake Erie for no reason at all other than [...]
November 15, 2007
Denny’s
After a night of killing cats my Pakistani friend, Ramon, and I stopped by Denny’s for breakfast. I ordered the Moon’s Over My Hammy and Ramon had the Grand Slam. We were both relaxed and calm having fullfill our ancient and inexpicable blood lust the night before. Life was good and I felt at peace. Ramon [...]
November 14, 2007
November Pain
A foul and misty cloud has descended over the worthless trash heap that is Manhattan island. It’s November and getting darker by the day. On the way into work a white woman jumped in front of a subway train and was obliterated causing massive delays for all morning commuters. Taking in the brutal tangled mess [...]
November 13, 2007
A letter from Bubble
Letter from Bubble to F. Murdoch – Sept. 5, 2007: Murdoch, It’s Bubble, writing the old fashioned way. Some crooked German stole my cell phone and the government has been reading my emails for no good reason at all. I think they are confident I will be destroyed from within and they are more right then they know. Going [...]
November 6, 2007
Kenucky Red
When I was a young man we lived next to a nice family whose son was named Kentucky Red. He was a year or two younger than me and had a penchant for exposing himself at inopurtune times… If such a thing exists. One night, a few days before the forth of July, Kentucky Red [...]
November 5, 2007
Wicked
Last night Hannity and I went to a performance of WICKED in New York. Halfway through, Hannity started coughing violently, so loud the performance was interupted and two ushers (old white women) swooped down to have him forcibly removed. They blanched however when his mouth began to fill with blood and bile. He spat on [...]
