Last night was spent at the Conde Nast building in times square. Hannity and I were invited to an exclusive party for journalists, publishers, magazine editors and their drug dealers. The bar served vodka and orange juice exclusively. There, I met several of the most powerful and influential people on the earth all of whom [...]
Entries from July 2007
July 23, 2007
Popeye’s or Dark Days on 7th Ave.
I write you now from the basement of the Popeye’s chicken in Harlem. To my knowledge, only myself, Anna, Hannity and approximately 7,500 rats are the only organic life forms in Manhattan. We have a weeks worth of fried chicken and up to two months worth of biscuits along with unlimited amounts of human flesh [...]
July 18, 2007
Rain
It has rained over seventeen inches in the last three hours here in New York. All the subways have shut down and Bush has declared Marshall law. Anarchy reigns in the streets and every act is imbued with a sense of desperate violence not seen since cave-man times. The Metropolitan Museum of Art has been [...]
July 18, 2007
Harvesting Corpses
Anna and I have started harvesting corpses and selling them on the black market to self taught doctors. It’s a pretty lucrative gig, many of these young men are willing to pay up to 75 dollars per corpse, a hundred if it’s a chick. Hannity tried to horn in on the racket but I got [...]
July 16, 2007
School Daze pt. 2 1/2
Hannity and I took the names Junior and Apple respectively, and enrolled at Ronald Regan High School as freshmen. Hannity excelled at both math and sciene while I tended to lag behind in all subjects. Things were swell. Hannity and I had joined the football team and Hannity had started a sexual relationship with the [...]
